MINIONS: Aw! (GASPS) Wait, did you hear that? It sounded like the twinkling sounds of magical fairy dust. You know what? I hope that you can sleep at night, you crusher of little girls' dreams! AGNES: Ooh, ooh! When's the fairy princess coming? Any minute now! Yay! Stall them! (GRUNTS) (CHATTERS m MINIONESE) KIDS: Ooh! Whoa! Whoa, okay! Okay, all right. (GROANS) Hurts! (YELLS) Stop it! Listen! I don't want a refund, I want the fairy princess, Please, please, I'm begging you. What do you mean she's not coming? I have a backyard full of these little girls who are counting on a visit from a fairy princess. KIDS: Yay! (CHATTERING IN MINIONESE) No, no, no. This is the best party ever! (CHUCKLES) Yeah! Ha! (BLOWS RASPBERRY) (SQUEALS) (WAILS) Oh, no! A dragon is approaching! (GROANS) (ALL YELL) (CHUCKLING) Fear not, for here come the gallant knights to save us. Ta-da! (BOTH GRUNTING) (YELLS) (CRASHING) Ta-da! (CHUCKLES) Ta-da! (MUMBLES IN MINIONESE) (MAN SPEAKING RUSSIAN OVER LOUDSPEAKER) (LAUGHS) (GRUNTS) (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) (LAUGHS) (WHOOPING) (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) Huh? (BOTH SPEAKING RUSSIAN) (GASPS) (YELLS) (GRUNTS) (YELPS) (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) (ALL YELLING) (GROANING) (GROANS) SILAS: Three weeks, and we're still no closer to cracking this.

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